Humor

 

DOG RULES

  • If I like it, it's mine.

  • If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

  • If I can take it from you, it's still mine.

  • If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

  • If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

  • If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

  • If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

  • If I saw it first, it's mine.

  • If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

  • If it's broken, it's yours.


A Dog's Diary

  • 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

  • 8 am - Oh boy! Kibble! My favorite!

  • 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

  • Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

  • 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

  • 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

  • 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

  • 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

  • 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

  • 8 pm - Oh boy! Kibble! My favorite!

  • 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

  • 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

 

 

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